haiku

  • A Beer Time of Year

    This haiku was inspired by my current favorite beer, Sierra Nevada Tumbler, an autumn ale. If not for the promise of the winter beers, I’d be a little sad that fall was ending.

  • Nihilist Haiku Do Not Exist

    We Believe in NothingAll I know aboutNihilism I learned fromThe Big Lebowski All the World’s a JokeA man walks intoa bar and orders a beer.He’s scorned for his choice. AnticlimacticWhen it’s all overyou won’t be alive to learnthat all is nothing. Unshared BeautyA lotus blossomopens to the yellow moon.It’s all over now. (Not) SeriousI…

  • Brief Guidance on Doodling Nanobots

    Multiply the scaleseveral thousand times whendoodling nanobots

  • What can I say?

    Yes, I am doing NaNoWriMo yet again. I am a sucker.

  • Haiku for an Unfinished Jack-O-Lantern

    We hollowed you outBut never gave you a face.Scary mold did that.

  • Happy Valentine’s/V Day

    In honor of this ridiculous, romantic, made-up holiday, I have made up a ridiculous story of romance, told in a series ridiculous haiku. A pink rubber roomthat his people built for himwas his claim to fame♥She had been betrayedand needed to punch the walls.She was seeing red.♥When they met, they knew.It was a rose-colored…

  • NaNo Haiku

    I’ve been focusing on a different NaNo all month. Since procrastination is key to accomplishment, I wrote a haiku about it for this nano. NaNoWriMo is destroying my November. And this is ten words. Okay, it’s not that bad — I am behind but catching up. Here is my word count widget (better late…

  • Hi, koo.

    I am not committing to writing a haiku every day anymore (see evidence below…) but, just for fun, here are two that I composed this morning. Wrong Haiku The right seventeensyllables eluded me.Please accept these ones. A Haiku in an Orange Jacket In my orange trenchcoat,I feel like a traffic cone.Cars, get out my…

  • 18. "Last" Haiku

    A haiku about another haiku alludes to this last haiku That’s it. Until I write more haikus (or publish those that have been deemed to be unpublishable), there will be no more daily haiku. If you want more, let me know! I work best under pressure… 😉 (#18 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

  • 17. Badass Haiku

    I wrote a story once, in good fun, just to watch a character die (#17 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)