A haiku about another haiku alludes to this last haiku That’s it. Until I write more haikus (or publish those that have been deemed to be unpublishable), there will be no more daily haiku. If you want more, let me know! I work best under pressure… 😉 (#18 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

One lone tumbleweed Drifting across nothingness All alone and bare I wrote this one in Junior High School! (#16 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

My life could be a Reality TV show About shoes and booze (#15 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

I had been taking A waffle sabbatical. Came back for whipped cream (#14 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

Haikus are quite short Definitely not too long To put on t-shirts (#13 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

Polyester’s back Wrinkle-free pseudo-vintage But still flammable! (#12 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

Orange is freaking rad It goes with black, red, blue, pink Rocks with all styles (#11 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

They say the word “cool” Never goes out of style What about “happy”? (#10 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

My mom was in town I took her out for breakfast Waffles and OJ (#9 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)