My life could be a Reality TV show About shoes and booze (#15 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

I had been taking A waffle sabbatical. Came back for whipped cream (#14 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

Haikus are quite short Definitely not too long To put on t-shirts (#13 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

Polyester’s back Wrinkle-free pseudo-vintage But still flammable! (#12 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

Orange is freaking rad It goes with black, red, blue, pink Rocks with all styles (#11 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

They say the word “cool” Never goes out of style What about “happy”? (#10 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

My mom was in town I took her out for breakfast Waffles and OJ (#9 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

I don’t play XBOX I only play NES All downhill from there (#8 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

Thinking in haiku Can be a beautiful thing If you have a pen (#7 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)

I hang out at bars Drink PBR for a buck Stylishly depressed (#6 in the 5-7-5 Alive project.)